Sunday 16 February 2014

GOLD-PLATED XBOX ONE


Thinking about buying an Xbox One? Don’t like the standard two-tone version? Looking for something a little more… Garish? Then look no further, here is an Xbox One on sale in London’s legendary boutique, Harrods!
I’m not talking about some dodgy gold-spray job here, oh no. This is a proper 24-carat gold case send down from the heavens. Yes it truly is  a pleasure to look at, it’s simply beautiful. But before you head on over, you might want to gather up those savings you’ve been keeping as it comes at a hefty price.
At a cost of £6000 there is a slight premium on the price compared to the standard version of the console. Better still, you have to agree that it would be a price worth paying to see the look on everyone’s face when they whimper with jealousy over your golden wonder.
The only slight downside is that your console will be covered in conductive metal. Which isn’t good for keeping cool. Then, when it does overheat you’ll have to send it back to Microsoft and be sent back a bog-standard replacement.
OR, if you don’t have a spare £6000 knocking about, you could just buy a gold sticker and live in the shadow of glory with your cheap looking Xbox.
Double OR, you could spend your money wisely and get a Playstation 4. Now that’s one hell of an investment!

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